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in Saturday, April 07, 2001 04:41 PM
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If you read this you must
swear to warn any of the people involved
who
will be molested in a negative way...
wait... actually.. molestations are
never positive... and DON'T TELL THEM!
What is about to happen, could possibly
destroy the Megazeux community,
unless we get your damn support!
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A while back "Megazeux war one"
began, and it caused a large flame war,
which resulted in the breakup of SoM.
(Street of MegaZeux)
Now, "Megazeux war too" will be
started on purpose, and will hopefully
have the outcome we want (Otherwise,
we'll track all of you down and kill
you). My name is GundamZeroOne, and my
company, Odyssey,
Akwende*, XColX*, Mz†,
Joshw†, MattW†,
Fejj§, Hercules§²,
Nathan Ridley§², and I are
planning to declare war against a
group of people in the Megazeux
community, and hopefully drive them out
for good
without having to anal probe them and
make them wear used condoms as hats.
If you are reading this message, this
means I want you to join us and help
rid the Mzx community of the following
people...
NAME: Rooke Grerige & Company (Duke
Ltd.)
REASON: Merged with Padogle's Matzee, and
tried to kick Padogle out, and
take over Matzee completely. Recently a
merge with my company Odyssey was
considered, and Grerige tried to take
advantage of that too. He is also
guilty of shoving his hands up people's
asses and thinking they are
puppets, sending prostitutes infected
with many diseases, and starting
many sex wars due to high sexual
activity.
NAME: Aguente (Disco SuperNova)
REASON: Sure Dragon Warrior: Dynasty
Prelude is a good game, but do not
let that deter you. This man is a
messenger from Hell!!! He is one of
Satan's 666 servants and is a fraud. He
stole his nude picts of Britney
Spears from other peoples games, and
purposely tried to manipulate the
Mzx community into thinking he is Messiah
of Megazeux, when in actuality,
he's one of the Four Horsemen of the
Apocalypse. He is also
collaborating with Richard Simmons who I
also believe is a servant of
Satan. We cannot have this, damn it!
NAME: Raichu876
REASON: A fan of Pokemon. For those who
do not know, Pokemon is the work
of the devil! I have performed many
sacrificial rituals involving Pokemon
merchandise in church to spread this word
and to help people be more
closer to God. Raichu876 has made games
such as "Pokemon Adventure" and
"Pokemon Extreme". This man
must be stopped before he makes more
satanic
Pokemon games!!! Also, he has tried to
force everyone to worship the
false goddesses "Omega" and
"Selan"J. He will glomp
anyone who wishes not to believe!!!
NAME: Maxim
REASON: Known for stealing the copyright
from a known porno mag. As you know,
there is a porno mag called
"Maxim" and he is stealing this
copyright as of right now. The FBI
(Furious Breasts Investigators) is after
this man and he must be stopped at ALL
COSTS! Don't download his games because
they have nude picts of old women!!!
NAME: ZZCook
REASON: For baking many cakes with
suspicious holes on them with suspicious
looking creme inside. Many people have
been known to have morning sickness after
eating his cakes. About 90% of them
experienced something slimy that crawled
out of their armpit and slithered down to
their ass. Also, men have experienced
hemorrhoids for weeks and it felt like
shitting BMWs. DO NOT EAT ANY CAKES THAT
THIS MAN BAKES!!! THIS MAN MUST BE
STOPPED AT ALL COSTS BEFORE HE GIVES MORE
WOMEN MORNING SICKNESS AND TURN CAUSE
MORE MEN TO HAVE ANAL PAINS!!!
NAME: Harry Potter
REASON: For teaching young MZXers that
witchcraft is good and Satan is not evil.
This bastard child is responsible for
converting female MZXer Selan to a witchJ. Fortunately, we
were able to exorcise her to rid Satan's
hold on her. She was about to become Dark
Horizon's supreme sorcesses ruler, but
that was prevented. Harry Potter also
convince millions of kids to accept Satan
to their lives by making them read his
damn books about magic and sorcery. THIS
KID MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COST!!! WE
WILL RIP UP HIS CARCASS AND EXORCISE
IT!!!! (But please, do not destroy more
than 51% of the carcass or we will be
liable for murder.)
These people must leave the Mzx community
now. We are the "nazis"... err
I mean "Allies", and we
must rid them. I know people like Aguente
have good reputations and a
long penis that could hypnotize you, and
if you think so, it's your
choice. We know the actual facts on him
(which you may
not know), so please do not go against us
just because we dislike him,
and think he is a bad addition to our
community.
How to Kick them out:
- Get web master(baters) to boycott, and
not upload any of their games.
- Touch them in parts of their body where
they sun doesn't shine until
they leave.
- Try to melt them with a cross
- Shove your hands up their asses and
tell them who is a puppet.
If you want more info on why these people
must be kicked out...
feel free to e-mail one of us.
- GundamZeroOne (G01@jino.org)
- Akwende (Akwende@prodigy.net)
- XColX (XColX@mworld.gov)
- Mz (Mz_Weird@Squaresoft.com)
Once we have enough slaves... err. people
involved on our side... we
will declare war against them... so
please join. E-mail me, (GundamZeroOne)
to sign up, and join the effort to rid
these servant's of Satan from our
community.
Please do mention this on any message
board. Err... I mean DON'T mention
it. If you join, you will be sent updates
through e-mail, bibles that have magic
spells that will banish these fools to
hell, telling how the exorcising will
begin, and
who all is involved (so you know who it's
safe to touch). We do not want
any of them to see this coming.
* You HAVE to join
* if you like one (or any) of these
people mentioned, we will hunt your
ass down for it, so please do not hate us
despite the fact that we have
to kill you.
* You cannot be neutral. We will kill you
if you are.
* You must provide us your credit card
number
* You must provide us 2039 pieces of
pornographic center fold pictures before
joining
* It costs $30 to join
Thanks for reading this...
-GundamZeroOne, Akwende*, XColX*, Mz†,
Joshw†, MattW†,
Fejj§, Hercules§²,
Nathan Ridley§²
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This message was written by
GundamZeroOne. The people mentioned who
are
on my side (the bedfriends as I like to
call them), have their own reasons for
joining (in bed), which may or may not be
similar to the ones mentioned.
*These people have never been informed
that they were ever a part of this.
†These people have been
shot for not cooperating with us.
§These people were sent to
Florida to be tortured in manually
recounting every damn vote.
§² "237293, 237294,
237295, 237296... What was it? Aww...
Shit. You messed me up. One, two,
three..."
J We have
mentioned that Selan is both a witch and
a goddess. Well... screw you too.
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which is attached to everyone's emails
against their own will.
¤ - As of this writing, it does not have
47 chromosomes. Instead, it has the
Florida Syndrome. Everyone at MindForge (I would like to
ask you not to click that link) is
currently in the process of still
recounting how many times Fishfood was
banned from #mzx compared to the number
of times Phantom Lazer was banned there.
As a result, the OPs at #mzx (with the
exception of Exophase) have Carpel Tunnel
Syndrome from pressing the damn kick/ban
button too much. Exophase, on the other
hand, is in a coma. Jesus save him... oh
wait, isn't he Jewish? Oh well...
Note to the R. Jessie Jackson: All the
African Americans in Mindforge were not
misrepresented or denied of equality.
Please do not file a class action suit
against Odyssey or Mindforge.
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